Whiskey River | A Candle for Generic Gifts ~ Smells Like A Re-Gift
Because who hasn’t been there?
Whether you’re shopping for your office Secret Santa, that cousin you see once a year, or just padding your emergency gift stash, this candle is here for you. It’s regift-ready, unapologetically bland, and oh-so-versatile. Bonus points for the hilariously self-aware packaging that turns mediocrity into comedy gold.
Perfect for: Awkward exchanges, last-minute gifts, and life’s little obligations
Light it up, and let the aroma of mild effort fill the room
Product Information:
- Net Weight 7 ounces
- Burn Time 40 hours
- Made in the USA
- Soy wax with fragrance, that’s it!
- Always hand-poured and made with 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept.
- For proper use of candle, please read candle label.
- Warning: open flame may cause fire or burns. Always burn within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Keep away from flammable objects.
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